Hey besties! 🎉💖
So, here’s the deal: I turned ELEVEN (woohoo! 🎂), and that means two things:
- I’m officially one year closer to being a teen. 😎
- I got to go on a BIRTHDAY SHOPPING SPREE! 🛍️💃
Sounds easy, right? Just go to the mall, pick cute stuff, eat a donut, and go home?
WRONG. 😂
Join me in my latest vlog: Birthday Shopping Vlog | 11th Birthday | Confused? and you’ll see why shopping with me is basically a comedy show with shopping bags.
🛍️ Step 1: The Wishlist (a.k.a. The Never-Ending Scroll)
I made a birthday wishlist the size of a small novel. It included:
- Glittery shoes 👠
- A diary with a LOCK 🔐 (for super secret secrets, obviously)
- A plush unicorn bigger than my dog 🦄
- Slime kits, like, 47 of them 😅
My mom took one look and said, “Let’s just see what we find.”
Translation: You’re not getting 47 slime kits, Pari.
😵 Step 2: The Confusion Begins
First stop: the mall. I walked into the first store and BAM — it hit me.
Too. Many. Choices.
There were five types of sparkly backpacks. All were cute. All were calling my name. I spent 15 minutes comparing shades of pink like I was decorating a castle. 👑
My mom: “Just choose one!”
Me: “I can’t! This one is Rose Gold but that one is Pink Glitter Bomb!”
Mom: quietly Googles ‘patience yoga’
🧸 Step 3: Toy Section Chaos
In the toy store, I got totally distracted. I went in looking for a new board game and came out hugging a giant llama plushie I absolutely did not plan to buy. (But I love him. His name is Llamanade.)
Also, I tried on a superhero mask, scared a toddler, and accidentally knocked over a pyramid of puzzle boxes. Oops.
👟 Step 4: Shoe Shopping (a.k.a. The Drama Zone)
Why do shoes come in a million types? Do I want light-up sneakers? Or fluffy ones? Should I be sporty, sparkly, or stylish?
I chose the ones that squeak when I walk.
They’re so annoying. I LOVE THEM. 😂
🍩 Step 5: Donut Break = Energy Reboot
Shopping is basically cardio. So naturally, I refueled with a giant pink donut bigger than my face. 🍩
Also, pro tip: do NOT vlog while eating a donut unless you want frosting all over your camera. (RIP to that shot.)
🛒 Final Haul: Success… Kinda?
In the end, I got:
- 1 sparkly backpack (I caved. Rose Gold won.)
- A diary WITH a lock
- Llamanade the plushie 🦙
- A pair of squeaky shoes (Sorry in advance, school)
- And… only 2 slime kits (I negotiated like a pro 😏)
🧠 Moral of the Story?
Shopping is fun. Shopping when you’re indecisive is an Olympic sport. 😅
But I survived, I laughed, I twirled in the shoe aisle, and I got some epic birthday treats!
Check out the full Birthday Shopping Vlog now on the Learn with Pari channel and don’t forget to comment if you’ve ever had a total “I CAN’T DECIDE!” moment too!
Until next time, keep shopping (with supervision), keep smiling, and remember:
Confused? Good. That means you’re thinking. 😉
– Pari 🌟
Stay tuned on Learn with Pari for more vlogs, giggles, learning fun, and the occasional llama plushie sighting! 🦙✨
